Yes, Bears Do Poop in the Woods

I wish the following commercials would just go away already.

Those damn pooping Charmin bears!! Ugh!! Sometimes when I have to tend to the call of nature, those bears poop-...I mean, pop into my head, with them shaking their poopy bottoms at the camera. Then I get even more disgusted at that pooint. I sure hope they wash their paws afterward. Mr. Whipple would never shake his dirty butt at the camera...those were the days. If you want a good laugh, click onto inkblots.craniumleakage.com.

The NutriSystem ad with Bachelor reality TV star, featuring Zora What's-Her-Face. Okay, I get it, you love chocolate, and any diet that lets you eat chocolate is a diet that works for you. I GET THE POINT.

Cortislim!! So I see, that nasty little stress hormone is why I'm overweight!! It's nothing more than a placebo which has not been evaluated by the FDA. Shuddup already!! I'd rather watch Bowflex commercials (and those seem to take forever).

Strangely somehow, I do end up getting sucked into those late-night informercials -- especially the ones featuring Ronco and the George Foreman Grill. "Just set it...and forget it!!" I also sit up at night watching those long commercials pitching any CD collection from the '60s or the '70s. Commercials like these intrigue me for some reason.

But I also don't get exposed to Mr. Ronco or George every single day. Enough of the poopy bears, already. Sheesh.