No wonder Paris Hilton acts the way she does.

Go on, Elliot Mintz (Paris' spin doctor). Go on and insult our intelligence. Tell us why it appears that our precious American "royalty", -- cough -- Paris Hilton, is smoking reefer.

And don't try passing it off as her enjoying a smokeless tobacco cigarette or some BS like that, Mr. Yes-Man. It must be nice to lie for a living, you scumbag!!

As for our wonky-eyed heroin(e): it's a long, hard road to Anna Nicole-land...but with her excessive partying, Paris isn't having any trouble traveling that road.