Which Blonde Has More Fun Now?

It seems that a whole lot of pop stars, actors and actresses have their public feuds.

Joan Crawford versus Bette Davis. The Beatles versus The Rolling Stones (supposedly). And after the Beatles, it was Lennon pitted against McCartney.

Nowadays, the tabloids report squabbles between Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton versus Nicole Ritchie (or [insert name here]), and probably the most publicized of all fights in recent years -- Britney Spears versus Christina Aguilera.

I was checking out an article yesterday at AOL.com about the ongoing spat between the two pop tarts and ex-Mousketeers. There's nothing like a good (famous) girl fight!!

So who wins?

AOL reports that Britney's downward spiral happened right after Madonna's public kiss at the opening act of the 2003 MTV Music Awards.

Recently, Madonna's 9-year-old daughter Lourdes even asked her mom if was gay "because you kissed Britney Spears". Madge's reply? She said she was the "mommy pop star" and Britney was the "baby pop star", and that the kiss was like passing on some sort of magic or some crap. Madonna may be the Queen of the Pop Music World, but in no way does she possess special powers. Gee, did everyone forget that Madonna also kissed Christina that night? Even the cameras barely caught the exchange between Madge and Christina, because everyone was still shocked from the Britney/Madonna make-out. If they were all going for shock value that night, Christina got screwed.

Meanwhile...

Christina - has 3 Grammys, obviously a happy newlywed, and a lot of #1 singles. Wears more clothes these days (excellent job ditching the Dirrty look, which made her look quite a bit skanky). Lately has been channeling Marilyn Monroe with her new, glammed-up style. The verdict? Classy.

Britney - has 1 Grammy (well it is better than nothing), has a lazy, do-nothing "second" husband who consders her a "trophy wife" (yet he calls her "fat"), and has maybe a handful of #1s. Looking very disheveled lately, including barefoot "gas station bathroom hopping". (I understand Brit's a new mom, but even new moms deserve to be sanitary!!) She's a real-life Bratz doll. The verdict here: trashy and fading fast.

Britney Spears might have sold a helluva lot more records, but Christina Aguilera has staying power. Xtina has an amazing voice, and she sings her heart out...while Brit, though her songs are catchy, sounds like an Alvin and the Chipmunks reject.

I still do respect each woman in her own way (Madonna is still on top after 20+ years, Britney practically took over the world in her prime, and Christina is just an overall talented singer who used to get overshadowed by Britney...now it's Christina's turn). Britney Spears could possibly make a comeback, and maybe then I'll eat my words. But in the long run, Christina Aguilera wins hands down.

The best things come to those who wait.