Makeover Time!!

I was surfing the internet a few weeks ago and came across a photograph of who I believe is the creepiest-looking guy I've ever seen.

I don't know of this guy's name or anything else about him, but I'll just call him Aryan Honor because that's what he's got tattooed above his eyebrows. A creepy guy, ugly on the inside and on the outside, whose picture accompanied a story I read online.

Aryan Honor is one scary dude -- and if you ever run into him in a dark alley, the best thing to do is to fight as hard as you can...or run in the other direction as fast as you can.

Aryan Honor also appears as if he's had a few fresh assaults on his face. Let's see: two black-and-blue eyes, both bloodshot, a crooked nose from one too many right hooks, and a scowl.

If this guy ever reforms his ways and stays out of fights (he is obviously a criminal; just look at the mug shot), he will most definitely need a makeover.

With a straightened nose, tattoo removal, a bottle of Vicks eye drops, Clay Aiken's hair, and a half-smile, this "after" photo is what Aryan Honor might look like.

Paging "Dr. 90210"...we've got a serious job for you.